Oooh er, Missus! Did I really just say that?!

A bit of a cheeky post this time... if you like ‘double-entendres’, this one’s for you! But those of a prudish disposition should maybe look away now, as some of these are a bit near the knuckle... But they all come from genuine slip-ups aired live on British TV and radio. I hope you enjoy them and don’t cackle too loudly!

‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ (Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator)

‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’ (Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator)

‘Ah, isn't that nice! The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.’ (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race, 1977)

‘One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well, is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God! What have I just said? ’ (US PGA Commentator)

‘You'd eat beaver, if you could get it.’ (Carenza Lewis talking about food in the Middle Ages, on Time Team Live)

‘So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?’ (A female news anchor to the weatherman, the day after it was supposed to have snowed, and didn't)

‘Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.’ (Steve Ryder, covering the US Masters)

‘There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.’ (Clair Frisby, talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North)

‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.’ (Mike Hallett, discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports)

‘Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself’ (Ken Brown, commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open)

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