OK, just for a laugh, imagine lots of household name companies decided to launch an own label condom range. How well would their existing strapline work on the packet? After all, they've spent millions developing and promoting their current strapline - they wouldn't need to go to the trouble of coming up with a brand new one... or would they?! Enjoy these gems...
Sainsburys Condoms - 'Making life taste better'
Tesco Condoms - 'Every little helps..'
Nike Condoms - 'Just do it!'
Peugeot Condoms - 'For the ride of your life'
Galaxy Condoms - 'Why have rubber when you can have silk?'
KFC Condoms - 'Finger licking good!'
M&M's Condoms - 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hands'
Safeway Condoms - 'Lightening the load'
Abbey National Condoms - 'Because life is complicated enough'
Coca Cola Condoms - 'The real thing'
Duracell Condoms - 'Keep going and going'
Pringles Condoms - 'Once you pop, you cant stop!'
Burger King Condoms - 'Home of the whopper!'
Goodyear Condoms - 'For a longer ride, go wide'
FCUK Condoms - (i'm not even sure what their strapline is, but does it really matter?!)Halfords Condoms - 'We go the extra mile'
Royal Mail Condoms - 'I saw this and thought of you'
Andrex Condoms - 'Soft, strong and very very long'
Renault Condoms - 'Size really does matter!'
Ronseal Condoms - 'Does exactly what it says on the tin'
Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - 'Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes'
Domestos Condoms - 'Gets right under the rim!!!' (Eeeek!!.....)
Heineken Condoms - 'Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach'
Carlsberg Condoms - 'Probably the best condom in the world'
AA Condoms - 'We're the 4th emergency service'
Pepperami Condoms - 'It's a bit of an animal'
Polo Condoms - 'The one with the hole'
The Manchester United Condom - 'One Yank and your whole world falls apart!'
Tesco Condoms - 'Every little helps..'
Nike Condoms - 'Just do it!'
Peugeot Condoms - 'For the ride of your life'
Galaxy Condoms - 'Why have rubber when you can have silk?'
KFC Condoms - 'Finger licking good!'
M&M's Condoms - 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hands'
Safeway Condoms - 'Lightening the load'
Abbey National Condoms - 'Because life is complicated enough'
Coca Cola Condoms - 'The real thing'
Duracell Condoms - 'Keep going and going'
Pringles Condoms - 'Once you pop, you cant stop!'
Burger King Condoms - 'Home of the whopper!'
Goodyear Condoms - 'For a longer ride, go wide'
FCUK Condoms - (i'm not even sure what their strapline is, but does it really matter?!)Halfords Condoms - 'We go the extra mile'
Royal Mail Condoms - 'I saw this and thought of you'
Andrex Condoms - 'Soft, strong and very very long'
Renault Condoms - 'Size really does matter!'
Ronseal Condoms - 'Does exactly what it says on the tin'
Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - 'Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes'
Domestos Condoms - 'Gets right under the rim!!!' (Eeeek!!.....)
Heineken Condoms - 'Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach'
Carlsberg Condoms - 'Probably the best condom in the world'
AA Condoms - 'We're the 4th emergency service'
Pepperami Condoms - 'It's a bit of an animal'
Polo Condoms - 'The one with the hole'
The Manchester United Condom - 'One Yank and your whole world falls apart!'
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