If you
sing along to these, you’ll see how easy it was to make such an honest mistake.
Just don’t blame me if you end up humming these tunes all day…
Every Time You Go Away (Paul Young)
“Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you” (me)
We Will Rock You
(Queen)
“You've
got mud on your face, front disc brakes”
(a big disgrace)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
“I
sometimes wish I'd never been boiled in
oil” (born at all)
“Spare him his life for this one cup of tea” (from
this monstrosity)
Jailhouse Rock
(Elvis)
“Everybody
in a wholesale frock” (the whole
cell block)
Killing Me Softly
(Roberta Flack)
“Stuffing my face with his fingers” (strumming my fate)
You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Anymore
(Neil Diamond)
“You
hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung Fu
the door at the end of the day” (come
through)
Flashdance
(Irene Cara)
Take
your pants down, and make it happen (passion)
Summer of
’69 (Brian Adams)
“Starin' at my momma's corpse, the summer
seemed to last forever (standing
on my momma's porch)
Blowin’ In The Wind (Bob Dylan)
“The ants are my friends” (answer)
What A
Wonderful World (Louis Armstrong)
“The bright blessed day, the dog said goodnight” (dark sacred night)
Mercy
(Duffy)
“Begging you for birdseed” (mercy)
Message
In A Bottle (The Police)
“A year has passed since I broke my nose” (wrote my note)
Simply
The Best (Tina Turner)
“You’re simply the best, better
than an hour’s rest” (all the rest)
Rule
Britannia
“Britons never, never, never
shall be saved” (slaves)
While
Shepherds Watched
“The Angel of the North came down and glory shone around” (An Angel of the Lord)
Away In A
Manger
“Away in a manger, no crib for a
bed – the little Lord Jesus laid down his wee
ted” (sweet head)
Battle
Hymn Of The Republic
“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling on the village where the great giraffe is stored” (trampling out the vintage where the
grapes of wrath are stored)
Mary’s
Boy Child (Boney-M)
“Mary’s boyfriend Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day” (boy child)
Chasing
Pavements (Adele)
“Should I give up, or should I
just keep chasing penguins?” (pavements)
Living On
A Prayer (Bon Jovi)
“It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” (we make it)
Dancing
Queen (ABBA)
“Dancing queen, feel the heat from the tangerine, oh yeah!” (beat from the tambourine)
The One
That I Want (John Travolta & Olivia Newton John)
“You’re the wobbly one” (one that I want)
I Can See
Clearly Now (Johnny Cash)
“I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone” (the rain)
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