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I’m
not saying that these ridiculous warnings have appeared on products – but wouldn’t it be funny (and slightly worrying) if any of
these are actually genuine..?!
On a
cardboard windscreen sun shade:
WARNING
– DO NOT DRIVE WITH SUN SHADE IN PLACE
On a
baby bath tub:
TAKE
CARE – DO NOT THROW OUT THE BABY WITH THE BATHWATER
On a
packet of Fisherman’s Friend:
NOT
INTENDED AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR REAL HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP
On a takeaway
cup of coffee:
ALLOW
TO COOL BEFORE APPLYING TO GROIN AREA
On a
disposable razor:
DO NOT
USE THIS PRODUCT DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
On a
handgun:
NOT
RECOMMENDED FOR USE AS A NUTCRACKER
On a
pair of tights:
DO NOT
USE TO COMMIT CRIME
On a
piano
WARNING
– HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED
On a
can of puncture repair spray:
NOT TO
BE USED FOR BREAST AUGMENTATION
On
rubber gloves:
FOR
BEST RESULTS, DO NOT LEAVE AT CRIME SCENE
On Odor
Eaters:
DO NOT
EAT
On a
blender:
NOT
FOR USE AS AN AQUARIUM
On a
fax machine:
WARNING
– NEVER ATTEMPT TO DIRECTLY FAX ANYONE AN IMAGE OF YOUR NAKED BOTTOM. ALWAYS
PHOTOCOPY YOUR BOTTOM FIRST AND FAX THE PHOTOCOPY
On a
tube of haemorrhoid cream:
NOT TO
BE TAKEN ORALLY
On a
revolving door:
PASSENGER
COMPARTMENTS FOR INDIVIDUAL USE ONLY
On a
microscope:
OBJECTS
ARE SMALLER AND LESS ALARMING THAN THEY APPEAR
On a
child’s alphabet blocks:
WARNING
– LETTERS MAY BE USED TO CONSTRUCT OFFENSIVE WORDS AND PHRASES
On a
wetsuit:
MAXIMUM
CAPACITY – 1 PERSON
On a
newspaper:
DO NOT CUT UP TO USE
FOR BLACKMAIL NOTESIf you've got any more like these, please do share them in the comments area below!
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