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The 'small ads' are a disappearing feature in many of our local papers, which is a real shame - especially as they often include hilarious howlers like the ones shown below...
Pets for Sale
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children
- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 weeks old, Perfect markings, call 555-1234. Leave mess
- Three canaries of undermined sex
- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy
- Great Dames for sale
- Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory
- Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel
- Housekeeper required for rectory. Love in, £500 a month. References required
- Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential
- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink
- 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred
- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating
- Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
- Four-poster bed, 100 years old. Perfect for antique lover
- Several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition
- Man, honest. Will take anything
- Experienced Mum will take care of your child. Meals and smacks included
- Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family
Have you seen any small ads that have made you smile - or even laugh out loud? Please feel free to share them in the comments section below...
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